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so, my father as he got older seemed to develop more and more of an intolerance for heavy people. he wasn't (as he never was) out and out mean to them, but privately he would make comments that indicated that he felt that heavy people just weren't trying or something. and i guess i thought it was a bit out of character for him as he was never judgmental of appearances or other superficial attributes. and i didn't quite understand it until now.

because i have developed somewhat of an intolerance for older women with long hair. i just think they look stupid. and for some reason, it grates on me how very stupid they look to me. and nowhere do they look more stupid than on those viagra commercials. you know those women? they are usually lolling around on a bed or in the grass or on a beach or something trying to look sultry and sexy and alluring. and maybe they do to men who wish they could get it up like they used to. but to me, they just plain look stupid as all hell.

who are they trying to kid? they are not young anymore. their locks don't look luscious or lush or even mildly attractive. they either look like dried, dingy straw or they look like greasy, slippery strands of string.

so maybe cindy crawford or andie mcdowell can pull off this look in their old age, but for the most part no-one else really can. and i would even venture to say that it really doesn't look all that great on cindy or andie if you saw them on the street or something. i don't know that. i never see them on the street; they don't apparently walk down any streets that i do. but still and all, i'm betting they don't really look all that good and that they really look just as stupid as the viagra women.

i just want to tell them, "hey give it up, you're making an ass of yourself." but well, oh well. if they want to do this, well then, whatever. i think i may start carrying a pair of scissors in my purse though.