Ham and Eggs. A day's work for a chicken. A lifetime committment for a pig.
yeah, so i'm not vegan or a vegatarian.
i just thought that joke was funny.
you see, i decided the world has become entirely too serious. so the change is going to start with me. and this joke. please enjoy it.
About Me
- my bewildered best
- United States
- "The wise man can pick up a grain of sand and envision a whole universe. But the stupid man will just lie down on some seaweed and roll around until he's completely draped in it. Then he'll stand up and go, 'Hey, I'm Vine Man.'" Jack Handey "I think my new thing will be to try to be a real happy guy. I'll just walk around being real happy until some jerk says something stupid to me." (also Jack Handey)
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